I watched a horse race yesterday

There was a famous horse race yesterday involving many horses that was on the television. The horses ran for a while with little men on them! The little men wore different colors because otherwise they looked like tiny misshapen clones. The chins...so pointy. The faces...so hideous. I will have nightmares about these imps.

There was a horse everyone expected to win. He came in last! This horse was a sad horse. An embarrassing horse. The horse hardly finished the race. The diminutive troll who rode this horse could not explain its loss. Maybe it was a shitty horse, tiny man.

Horse racing is not a good thing. Would not watch again.

A Formal Request for the Presence of Anthony Ray Storti on This Here Blog

Seriously, why isn't that man-child a contributor to this growing community of bloggers?

Steve, make it so.

I expect great things from Tony finally having a voice on the internet via this blog. Is the world ready?